Sky Rioting

✰ Sara, officially a Leon Magnus fangirl. Is obsessed with the Tales Of Series.



 

dickharem:

So I made out with some random dude and then I come back to my friends and the first thing they said is, “He must be really good if he got rid all of your lipstick in one go.”

I FUCKING DIED

Er, I thought you were seeing Damian?? ? ? ? ? What is going on? ? ?? ?? ??

 

 

 

 

paradoxzofthemind:

sonianeverlime:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:


littleartemis:


radiogrimshaw:


radiogrimshaw:


ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm


i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note


I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.


jesus h. christ


I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt

oh my god

IM mAKING THE SHIRT

paradoxzofthemind:

sonianeverlime:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

oh my god

IM mAKING THE SHIRT

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Hiroshi Yagyuu Walkthrough (Motto Gakuensai no Oujisama ~ More Sweet Edition ~)

dickharem:

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I’M DOING THIS ROUTE BECAUSE sky-riot IS A HO AND WOULDN’T STOP PESTERING ME FOR A DAMN WALKTHROUGH. (Also I still owe her a fic but lol I’m a lazy piece of shit)

This is a non-spoiler walkthrough and please do not repost anywhere else!

(Note that this is not the only way to get his confession and that there are other ways to do so.)

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8/22 - Monday
✦ Morning
(Automatic cutscene with Rikkai Tennis Club team)
Speak with Yagyuu for a cutscene (+3 hearts)
✦ Noon
(Automatic cutscene with Rikkai Tennis Club team)
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic
✦ Evening
(Automatic cutscene with Rikkai Tennis Club team)
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic

8/23 - Tuesday
✦ Morning
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic (I picked “Festival” +1 heart)
✦ Noon
(Automatic cutscene with Rikkai Tennis Club team)
Look at Yagyuu and for a scene (+3 hearts)
✦ Evening
Look at Yagyuu for a cutscene
- (Receive “Hamlet Cast” topic)
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic (I picked “Tennis” +1 heart)

8/24 - Wednesday
✦ Morning
(Automatic cutscene)
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic (I picked “Hamlet Cast” +3 hearts)
✦ Noon
(Automatic cutscene with Rikkai Tennis Club team)
Speak with Yagyuu for a cutscene (+3.5 hearts)
✦ Evening
Look at Yagyuu for a cutscene
- (Receive “Hamlet Play” topic)
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic (I picked “Festival”+1 heart)
*He may ask for your number if you have enough heart points by this time.

8/25 - Thursday
✦ Morning
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic (I picked “Hamlet Play” +3 hearts)
✦ Noon
(Automatic cutscene with Rikkai Tennis Club team)
Look at Yagyuu and play a minigame
✦ Evening
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic (I picked “Book” +1.5 heart)

8/26 - Friday
✦ Morning
(Automatic cutscene) (+3 hearts)
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic (I picked “Dream” +1 heart)
✦ Noon
(Automatic cutscene with Rikkai Tennis Club team)
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic (I picked “Tennis” +1 heart)
✦ Evening
Speak with Yagyuu for a cutscene (+6 hearts)

8/27 - Saturday
✦ Morning
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic (I picked “Love” +2 hearts)
✦ Noon
(Automatic cutscene with Rikkai Tennis Club team)
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic (I picked “Book” +1.5 heart)
✦ Evening
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic (I picked “Tennis” +1 heart)
✦ Night
He’ll call you for a date. Pick accept.

8/28 - Sunday
Date with Yagyuu
Choose “Yes, I’m free.” if he wants to go somewhere else.
After the date, you gain (+5 hearts).

8/29 - Monday
✦ Morning
(Automatic cutscene with Rikkai Tennis Club team)
* (Automatic cutscene if you have enough heart points with Yagyuu)
Yagyuu may greet you before you do.
- You can say yes or no to his question; it doesn’t matter.
✦ Noon
(Automatic cutscene with Rikkai Tennis Club team)
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic
*You will max out his love meter bar around this time
✦ Evening
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic

8/30 - Tuesday
✦ Morning
Speak with Yagyuu for a cutscene and choose “Niou-senpai”.
✦ Noon
(Automatic cutscene with Rikkai Tennis Club team)
Look at Yagyuu and play a minigame
✦ Evening
Speak with Yagyuu and pick a topic
✦ Night
He’ll call you for a date again. Accept date.

8/31 - Wednesday
Date with Yagyuu

9/1 - Thursday
✦ Morning-Evening
(Automatic cutscene with Rikkai Tennis Club team)

9/2 - Friday
✦ Morning
Speak with Yagyuu
✦ Noon and Evening
(Swim Meet cutscene)

9/3 - Saturday
✦ Morning
Look at Yanagi, call out to Yagyuu and help.
✦ Noon
Hamlet Play” cutscene
Yagyuu will ask you to walk with him around the festival, say yes.
✦ Evening
(Automatic cutscene)

9/4 - Sunday
✦ Morning - Evening
(School Festival cutscenes)
✦ Night
[Confession]

YEAH! WHERE’S MY HIROSHI FIC, YOU BLASTED WOMAN?!?!?

 

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